My boobs aren't big enough for this kind of lifestyle
having to delete all your hookups stored in your phone as first name followed by frat/bar after they've graduated is such a bittersweet feeling
How can it be called memorial day weekend....I don't even remember this weekend
i just ate a whole pizza and threw it back up in the time span of 13 minutes. give me the number to guiness book of world records.
That's why they call him "the cheesegrater".
No worries. It'll grow back. I mean, hey, my eyebrows grew back after he shaved them off. So it's all good.
There should be a company that sends nadgrams. They're like candy grams except the recipient gets kicked in the balls.
I should send him a pic of my crotch with the caption "thanks for the memories"
How are you getting in?
I know some influential drag queens
I just had sex with the male version of myself. looks, mindset, even our boob to dick ratio was the same
I mean seriously there comes a time when you just need to take a crap in peace. Until he figures that out he can stay the hell outta my place.
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
Dude, naked camping ALWAYS takes precedence. I would skip my own funeral to go naked camping.
This couple is walking their pig around campus
I'm reading 50 shades of grey and masturbating while he's doing insulation downstairs. Maybe I can get him to bring me a sandwich
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