glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
I wish i could call my weed and hear it ring. That's how i found my phone.
Just got a full body massage. It was uncomfortable at first, but then I realized I let strangers turn off the lights and put their hands all over my naked body 3 times a week anyways.
She fell asleep on the sidewalk and people starting using her as a hurdle
i have this gut feeling friday is going to be interesting.\nAnd by interesting I mean I feel like im going to get punched in the face by his girlfriend.
By the way, playing "guess who I had sex with last night" was a great way to start a Thursday, or any day
I have family pictures in an hour and a half and I'm 9 beers deep. This is how I get written out of my grandparents will...
Dude. You gotta go home. I think I left the snake hanging on the chandelier.
Boobs are out for the taking
Is it bad that I'm using the photo I took for my fake ID as my linkedin profile pic?
the sex got boring after the first three hours
holy shit
11:30 and people are pissing in the sink. It's gonna be a good night.
Sorry I steam cleaned at 1:30 in the morning and that i'm such a drunk dumb child. On the bright side, my carpet has ever looked better.
we're tipping the strippers with chocolate coins.
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