I was taking a piss and started puking. I pissed myself and made a mess in the bathroom. Passed out, then got up and went back out from 11pm to 5am.
I changed 4 diapers and slept horribly in our hot apt. Now, I'm at my inlaws house watching the Rangers get pummeled. Oh how our lives differ.
Jake just asked if thanksgiving was an american thing...I left the table
They were so loud I wrote them a sex critique and taped it to his door.
Is it bad that I was more upset about not getting the perfume he told me he had bought for me then the actual breakup?
I wish I could save this moment forever and have sex with it regularly. Its just tht beautiful.
NO HOOKUPS IN THE CAR. I will try as i might to practice what i preach, but there are no guarantees.
Been trying to fuck him since december. Finally got him into bed and he was uncircumcised. Why do bad things happen to good people?
oh god I've lost the ability to distinguish between 'star trek' and 'the future'
I'm sort of afraid for my life tho. If the 4th of July can be the way it was a DMX show is capable of anything
I want morning sex. We can incorporate maple syrup into it somehow, it'll be fun
Giiiirl. Just had a BM that almost killed me.
so as he was cumming he sort of growled with one eye squinted... for a moment there I thought I was fucking Popeye
Apparently calling shotgun while getting put into a police car is frowned upon
no i'm going to the dr today, he fucking banshee-shrieked in my ear as he was coming and now i can't hear out of it
We'll handle his penis the same way we handle day drinking; together.
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