I found out he doesn't have a facebook, twitter, or myspace. So, I'm going to actually go to his house to spy on him.
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
Hu mahhiw im so tired.i just got done. In fo dleepu. Aaaaaaahh. I qisj my mom filmed me. In axtunf so funny
I think I love you, but I may be biased because we had pirate sex.
Also, your vagina needs a time out and let your brain have a chance to make decisions.
I approve. Last time I was there, I left E's room to get a drink of water. Found M sitting on the kitchen counter in his boxers hammered and eating a banana. He proceeded to feed me the rest of his banana then went to bed with the lights on. You two will be great.
I needed 3am water. Not 3am shots of rum.
It's like sleep walking but with blowjobs
I told him you're making deviled eggs for the party. Sisters make deviled eggs to get their sisters laid. It's science.
I put on a tiger onsie to initiate sex... It worked
How do I figure out the name of this sleeping naked guy in my bed?
I know, dude. If he ends up having a tiny dick, I will literally pack it back into his pants and leave. Not worth the aggravation.
He told me to grab his penis so I did and swung it around and said “awe, it looks like the wacky inflatable tube man.
I was dressed as Waldo and the cops kept saying looks like we fuckin found you
He fucked me harder than I've ever been fucked before and afterwards he started crying and profusely apologizing to god and baby Jesus for his sin.
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