whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
you puked in the cab and all over yourself and tried to convince the cabby it was there already when he got upset... then you puked again. not too convincing are you
my coke dealer is running a Black Friday special
she gave me a blowjob during our lunchbreak and expected me not to tell people
Ethically speaking on a scale from 1 to morally wrong, how wrong would it be to give babies ambien? Hypothetically speaking.
She bellyflopped onto the poolside bar, broke one wine bottle, and stole another...the resort staff just frowned and cleaned up her mess.
My picture of a beer can in a McDonalds cup full of ice got more likes than my relationship with her. Is beer THAT much better than monogamy?
i left because you were standing at the top of the stairs throwing shot glasses and bottles full of alcohol at me and yelling JAGERBOMBS
Just got to her place. Her parents are here and are high as a kite.
Her father just game me a high 5 as they left the room. Her mom leaned in and said "this is a rebound thing"
just woke up and currently drinking copious amounts of eggnog straight from the carton to replenish the electrolytes lost last night
I ended up in th ER yelling my height weight and age
Well I'm back. Could you fill me in on what I missed?
You don't want to know. Trust me.
Just whisper "I fucked your boyfriend" in her ear and be done with it.
Well I'm nervous now about the consequences of letting you loose
It's a big decision, I respect that you need to think about it.
I didn't expect the hobit to have that much sexual tension.
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