I love you and miss you, which in no way dimishes how much I hate the person you turned out to be, but I still love and miss you.
Just so we both are on the same page, I have no solid plans as to where I'll be sleeping tonight.
He's at the gym. He likes to get high and swim cause it makes him feel like a fish.
i mean, i stole her boyfriend and beat her snake score on facebook within 48 hours. not her week.
Drunk Tina signed up to be part of the crew team and got a text from the captain telling her there's practice tomorrow. Wtf
She was so morning drunk she asked the lady at brueggers for a bandaid and my self respect back
He always takes me to get taco bell after we hook up in his car. It's sort of become a booty call tradition.
Hold on. At Sephora trying to decide what despair smells like.
Still dying that you shit outside
Also the fuck cup must be buried with me
I didn't know what to do so I panicked and puked in my pillowcase with my pillow still inside.
But really, someone with a penis give me attention before I start posting nudes on Instagram.
DO I FUCKING *LOOK* LIKE SOMEONE WHO HAS THEIR ACT TOGETHER!?!? THE ANSWER IS "NO"!
So.. I was kinda upset i got the bad fuck out of the situation
Legit sprained my cooter. No joke. Icing her down as we speak.
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