Just asked what her favorite part of a guys body is. She said ballsack. I'm in love.
so wait, they're fucking, but it doesn't count as cheating cause they only do anal?
Just had a conversation with Jon gosselin
Until you fuck him in front of his kids stop wasting my time with stupid texts.
also found a pic of my head in the microwave from the other night.. hmm
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This is the third time that ive slept with him. He bought me more milk. I can feel the romance growing.
And for those of you keeping score at home this is the 7th time I've found Casey passed out head first in a bowl of chips at a party I didn't even know she was at
You were saying you didn't want to go home and insisted that I drop you guys off at your uncles. That's how you ended up sleeping on a porch with two dudes
We should totally stay in at new years, have sex and try to time orgasm to the countdown
He used the panoramic camera on his iPhone to take a picture of his dick. And it actually filled it. Pretty sure I just came.
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You made me drive your car so you could give the dude from the parking lot a BJ in the back seat. Classy.
Best walk of shame ever. Wearing a bright purple onesie, covered in smudged childrens make up, carrying my shoes and 1/4 sac of goon. I swear every house I walked past had an elderly couple watering their garden just to watch me
As planned I took it to the limit. Then we met a new limit. Now they are limit friends.
I'll take care of you. Just let me pee on this old white person's car first.
Shower wine is way better than shower beer.
I don't need tinder boy anymore but I do need free sushi
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