I blacked out in 45 minutes and woke up with a missed call from someone I saved in my phone as the karate kid.
He is such a slut. More and more my type.
his penis looked like arnold from hey arnold. it was interesting.
Just heard a guy on the phone saying " ya ill buy the eight ball " then came to my register to ask what asile the sugar substitute is on.
cheating on your boyfriend is the best diet ever, I've barely eaten in days. The guilt is killing me
Currently flirting with a 57 year old. Why do i do this
She just opened a six pack of corona with her car door ... I had no idea she was such a skilled drunk
you owe me at least a beer for the services my girlfriend just provided for you
I just want to fall into a pit of xannies and eat my way out.
It was less of a bar, and more of an abandoned basement that some people sell booze in.
MY MOM IS GOING TO SMOKE WITH ME.
SHE'S GOING TO SMOKE HIGH QUALITY MARIJUANA WITH ME.
He said his name was Tony, after last night I will refer to him as Tiny
But how MUCH of an emergency? Like, should I go to the ER now, or can it wait until after the bar crawl?
I hate that I will forever be known as the girl who puked on the front lawn. That only happened once.
i read his ps3 instant messaging thing... he's meeting a guy to have sex. i think your boyfriend's gay
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