and trust me i need no booty pop lessons
When you're on the hood of a car, 10 mph feels pretty fucking fast.
Checked out the free sonogram van on campus and got a free DVD of my sweet food baby.
Our relationship just reached the stage where i can touch her boobs while making a honking noise without getting hit in the face
once i realized i was actively trying to drink the beer i was sweating out of my body i knew it was time to go to bed
I woke up to him climbing naked through my bedroom window with a bottle of jd in his hand. Of course I had sex with him.
omg theres cum all over the american flag and now its up in front of his house.
Guy next to me is looking up how to press his own ecstasy pills. I'm going to befriend him and see where this goes
He looks like he'd be great Lego character.
I just hit myself in the face while taking off my shirt. I could never be a stripper.
Is being in jail an excusable absence?
Also, I have your check. Also, still wanna drop acid?
At a bar across from the city police station. I PROMISE I will do something great.
I had fresh baked oatmeal cookies, tacos AND was on deck to give a stellar blow job. You'd think that'd be a win/win/win situation.
I woke up with an eye patch on, someone else's sweatshirt on, and no pants on. I hope it was a good night.
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