i was just at lovers lane looking for gifts for a bachelorette party.....with my mom
When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
Enough with studying for finals. Time to put that my little pony coloring book to use.
So he sent me a text that said "say hi to your vajayjay for me"
Was there any message he wanted you to relay to your asshole?
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just saw a midget ride a motorized cooler into the liquor store. i'm gonna follow him home.
its all coming back to me in waves....waves of humiliation and nausea.
I couldn't help thinking that my sock monkey was judging me
Ahahhahaha I'm not that stupid but then again I thought cabo was in Africa until yesterday
You'd be proud! I didn't lose my id this time... It got confiscated
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he congratulated me on my ability to grow long hair after pulling it to see if i had extensions
Grass is always greener, Allison, grass is always greener
The grass is drunker and I'm lying down on it
Yeah I mean I think I need to stop living off of snacks and alcohol
Ugh why can't people just be grateful for my penis
Just asphyxiate me and toss my corpse in the Ocean. It'll be easier than whatever the next four or eight years will bring.
just saw two eagle scouts making out in chic-fil-a
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