What would you say if someone told you they liked your lips?
Which ones?
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He yelled GOOOOAAAALLL when he came.
Found a phone last night. Hope "daddy" gets picture messages
dont seek real advice from me tonight cause its always gonna end with we should have sex
Some guy is walking around the bar with his dick out. Health code violation?
They have a stripper pole on their deck. Normal.
Nothing makes me happier than finding out someone else is pregnant and it's not you.
I mean, he drove your car and it burst into flames, if anyone cant be trusted, it's him.
I've literally exhausted all the videos on pornhub. It took like 4 years, but I've done it. I did that quicker than I finished college
I DONT HAVE A FUCKING JOB RIGHT NOW. DO YOU THINK I HAVE TIME TO WASTE GOING BACK AND FORTH WITH SOMEONE WHOS LYING, ABOUT LYING, AND JUST BEING A LIAR? HONESTLY, YES I DO HAVE TIME. BUT I HAVE A FUCKING LOT BETTER THINGS I COULD BE WASTING MY TIME DOING. LIKE ORGANIZING MY POKEMON CARD COLLECTION.
that guy was staring at your tits.
nah, more like they were staring at him, and his girlfriend, and her less than adequate bosom. they pitied the fool.
point taken, oh mistress of the bosoms.
1 why did you tell them where i peed last night and 2 where the fuck are you
Just peed on the front lawn of the capital building. Great American.
Seriously. There were about 4 hours in which I swear my nose was not attached to my face.
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