you would pick up someone in the library
i was concerned by what you said you would do for a snickers. It wasn't even a Klondike bar.
Do you remember unrolling paper towels as a blanket?
She was stumbling around looking for her cat. She said i could help, but i had to call him by his jungle name
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You should get a handy in the street again, just to prove you've still got it.
If i theoretically had to put an iv back in what do I need to do?
He doesn't belong with God. He belongs face-down in a pile of his own excrement, vomit, blood and semen. Then pissed on by Satan.
I'm getting the lip of my vagina pierced & you expect ME to be the voice of reason?
Hey. There is naked girl with "plz don't touch her. She just turned 21" sharpied on her chest. What happened last night?
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I think curling is the best thing to watch when you're baked.
We did it in the bar bathroom and the bathroom attendant sold us a condom. I love Nashville
You know I've done a lot of messed up stuff. But I never thought I would have to put a bandaid on my dick. Yet here we are.
You're now part of the minority of friends who haven't seen my boobs.
Apparently i disappeared and no one found me until the morning , but i have fifty missed calls
they were drunk. and loud. and now they're drunk and quiet. or dead, you never know.
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