i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
yea and when she crawled to her room she yelled at a bookbag to "get the fuck out my way"
I hate the Packers so much, I wouldn't cheer for them if they were playing al Qaeda.
don't worry about the neighbors I'm like 99% sure all that snow covered a good portion of our vomit
I told him we couldn't have sex because I was ovulating and "I come from fertile people."
strippers are much less mysterious after you sleep with them
Bad news. Pictures just stimulated my memory and i just realized the stripper I hooked up with this weekend tasted like pizza.
Omg it was awesome. At one point she says "cum in me, I'm too old to get pregnant".
I only had sex with him so I could try to steal his roommate's cat, what kind of girl do you think I am?
She makes him look at her naked pics before she sends them to someone she's actually going to fuck. I think this makes him mayor of the friend zone.
Pulled over to puke on the way to sign closing papers on the house...Good sign of responsibility.
You tried to order fondue take-out.
From Taco Bell.
We had sex to Hey Arnold, Rugrats, and All That. I feel like my life has come full circle.
just walked passed a black light...apparently he DID cum.
sometime during the night he found me in the empty hotttub singing marvins room in only my bra.
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