Ok I won't set anything on fire if you wear pants all night. This is a bet we're both destined to lose.
and i do it all in one night. I'm like santa but a whore.
The mystery has been solved. Seagulls have sex doggy-style.
I'm proud of our boobs and what they could potentially achieve in life.
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I feel like royalty, that girl from last night had a vajazzled vag. Bucket list complete.
im eating kix cereal and taking shots by myself. please come hang out with me. im desperate
I woke up smelling like the ciroc you tried pouring into my mouth last night. I think my clothes are still soaked
A gay black guy with blonde hair and a gold tooth just told me he would shit on my face.
Now it's a party.
That's not a good night. A good night is waking up with no skirt, no money, and the imprint of the edge of the bar on your forehead.
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He got cut off by the bartender. So he kept buying people drinks of they would i get him a drink. Before you know it him and 8 people were outside the bat trying to get people. To by them drinks
Dude this weed smells so good they should make it into a Vicks vapor rub scent and I would rub it all over myself.
Oh god I want to come home! They have an air raid siren here that alerts their neighbours across the desert it's time to come over on atvs and drink.
You guys had reggaeton music playing while dry humping? Definition of romance.
Having sex with him is like eating mayo. Don't think about it, just do it. It's worth it.
I think the hamburger goblin stole my cigarettes. I left my purse behind her table and they're not in it now.
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