She has HUUUUUUUGE nipples
i just used burnetts to get spraypaint off the floor of my dorm lobby
It's hard to believe so much cum came out of such a small penis.
Please tell me that text was part of your elaborate Brett Favre costume; otherwise, dude, wtf?
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i may have reached my "but im high so it's cool" quota for the month.
How much morphine is too much? Keep in mind that I'm going to my graduation dinner with my parents.
Will the fact that I have 4 boob hickies add to or take away from tonight's outfit?
For the record you were pretending you were in a rocket when you drove from wawa to your house. So like 2 minutes of me listening to you making rocket sounds over the phone lmfao
8===D
That's the bat signal to come over and fuck me.
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Remember that time you gave me a fat lip with your vag? We should do that again!
I might have snap chatted him. So here's what I need you to do. Find him. Abduct him. Get his phone. View the chat so he can't. Then, buy him ice cream. He deserves ice cream.
He jizzed all over my ID badge. HR is gonna be pissed...
Well I shit myself on the way home from work today so there's that...
Do not ever look at a picture of an erect ostrich penis. You will regret it.
she's my really slutty friend i bring around so i can act slutty and not feel as bad about it
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