I hate you but I'm not in hate with you
Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
i think i just put your shirt on , but i don't remember . my body can't decide if it wants to move in slow motion or fast forward
I'm on his itunes. He has a sex playlist. It's actually not so much a playlist as 12 Kylie Minogue songs with a big gay Whitney finish.
this girl is like a spa retreat for my dick
IM FEEDING MY CAT ALL THE HAM
btw I told him that the only way he was gonna get to eat you out was if he smothered your vag with grits..
Things I have learnt this week: bubble mix is toxic. Extremely toxic.
I'm gonna do it. I'm gonna write gay mortal kombat fanfic. May the gods be praised for whisky
Am I getting cock blocked by karaoke? That's a first.
We are no longer allowed to make spur of the moment decisions about our love lives
ABSOLUTELY NOT
he was really really nice, and I did coke off of his dong that night too
She woke up, peed in the sink and then passed out again, it's only 2 in the afternoon
I just woke up with a pair of handcuffs in my pants, can u explain this?
But you''re still having sex with him. And a hobo convinced you to.
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