therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
about to try to wax my asshole... wish me luck
the last thing i remember is you screaming lets hunt humans.
So you walked 4 miles to get home but stopped by the store first to get a vegetable tray? How drunk were you?
I probably shouldn't have slept with him. I feel like that may have given him the wrong idea.
I took my pants off in the cab and tried to bite his ear. Not going oout for awhile
We just had to use a designated driver to get to night class.
This is the most scared i've been of my hands since i did shrooms.
I realised my life had gone downhill since being unemployed when I was making key lime pie on acid at 3am Tuesday morning.
Well I found out I was essentially dumped and replaced by a hipster and apparently offered a girl $95 to go out with me. In the spirit of the Olympics I will not be spending any time on the medal stand.
Please come and kill me with a brick you dont even have to be nice about it just smash myfucking skull in this is the worst hangover ive had for at least a week
Nope. I've found you care about two things in life: your momma and spreading your seed.
Nothing more ironic than raw dogging some random Asian hottie last night and then doing the walk of shame home from her place mixed in with the participants of the AIDS walk
You know Sunday Funday was a success when 'puke and rally' came at lunchtime on Monday.
Shriek
did i just pee glitter
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