I prefer the term 'tenderly watching'
such a stalker...
she wanted to love me. she just didn't know it yet.
69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
come over
yeah sure
wait who is this again? my contacts got deleted...but tell me and ill be there in 10
I hid my booze in my old Sesame Street lunch box. Big Bird might be disappointed, but I feel Oscar the Grouch would approve.
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i was playing the convince him im sober game through texting. i spelled most of the words right. i hope.
I found my underwear on the sidewalk 8 blocks from her house while on my walk of shame. I also found our beer bag and a full beer in the bush.
There's a creepy homeless guy with no hand trying to get up on our tacobell order
yeah that's what i said...you fucked him and peed on his comforter
yeah well...Like any great yacht, I leave a wake
I feel like a pet sloth would complement my lifestyle.
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Beer bong just needs to be rebedazzled but it's gonna make it
I'm just concerned as to why his penis is two different colors.
she just kept pointing at the cows and calling them field penguins
is it bad that I'm more worried about having to take out my piercings than the fact that I might be having a kid
She yelled Carpe Diem when she orgasmed. Is it too early to marry her?
I wish I got tanner on friday but I feel like I spent most of my time puking in the bathroom. I love my life
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