there's a girl in the library on mysapce. she must have missed the memo.
I don't care if he acts like a don't exist 6 days a week. On the 7th day he makes makes my vagina cry. In a good way. Jesus understands.
was his dick as big as our hopes and dreams?
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
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Walking down the street at 11 pm dressed in bubble wrap. Why is the bar so fucking far away??
No, man, we stole the housekeeper's key and we're just going room to room raiding mini fridges. Hurry
Logan has the vodka and snickers. We're making a run for it. Room 302
The hot tub didn't work. But it's okay because we discovered just how many people you can fit in a bathtub.
You asked me to pick a color between pink and purple, and I said orange; you told me, "okay, that's a truth question". Then you asked if I had ever deep-throated a cupcake...I didn't even know what to say.
Hi I haven't talked to you since you bought legal marijuana-are you still stoned?
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What's clit gel and why is it in my wallet.
It can't be easy when an alcoholic Russian is screaming to the entire dorm "he no get hard"
I don't think I bit anyone but I woke up to scrapes knees, bruises and new friends.
I'm dangerously close to tossing this whole "morals" bullshit and swan-diving into the fuckboy lifestyle.
We are taking a shrt nap on the sidewalk cme fine me if you want but dont wake me up
Honestly, this social distancing bullshit is giving me a good excuse for drinking alone.
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