you can't get genital warts from dogs can you?
i am positive it's ok to drink. it's just pieces of the plastic knife i forgot was in the blender.
Shark Week. Kick off begins Sunday. The drinking game has been upgraded to include jumping/breaching sharks and Jake's not allowed to bring the harpoon. Period.
P.S. I just watched The Muppets. I feel like I just got a sadness enema.
they told me if I wanted to live here I had to get an ass tattoo and then they all mooned me simultaneously. ass tattoos as far as the eye could see.
I think I shall call his penis Gatsby. We talk about it all the time, but I never see it.
ARE YOU THINKING VAGINA THEMED RESTAURANT
I wanna just rip ass and see his reaction but i bet itd be better to shatter that illusion when hes drunk
Hi, my name is Ashslay and I'll be your designated shitshow.
Don't do anything I wouldn't do. Thankfully for you that list does not include male models.
Just because you are home alone for the weekend doesn't mean you can act like a nudist.
I accept your opinion but respectfully disagree. Also, I'm sitting in your chair.
I just realized it's officially fall..I had sex while watching Halloween
You told me not to tell you found out you're pregnant..
You passed out in my backseat like a legitimate infant. A really drunk, really horny infant
Sorry I missed your birthday party. I caught a dick and rode it to O-Town
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