I GPSed you we're an hour and 14min away from each other
and it's going to stay that way
Good thing you left when you did - ended up getting banned from jimmy johns.
Just desperately used the "it's a boy" cigar I saved from my\nnephews birth to roll a blunt
He asked me to touch his mustache. Should I go home with him?
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Dear room mates I tried to shotgun pam in the kitchen. It is slippery. Please be careful. That is all. Love you.
Drinking franzia alone at noon watching a cheese themed episode of "The Chew" I'm ready to admit I need a job.
I already googled the effects of Molly with my antibiotics, I should be fine.
Why is there even a knowledge base for that?!
Some days you just pee in a stairwell and go home.
Bryan's allergic to that cheap detergent, so he's been naked for three days. But we're all used to it now, so the party is still on.
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I'm on the bus, watching a girl shush her balloons.
He ate me out while Space Jam was on. My life is complete.
Pennsylvania now holds the distinct honor of being the third state I've crapped my pants in.
So I'm at home coloring while smoking a joint. It can only go down hill from here.
I was taking this cougar home in the middle of the night I walked across the hall all naked to take a piss and ran into to some chick from highschool she said no way you are fucking my mom ran into her moms room and started yelling at her
I don't know what else to tell you.. just listen to some taylor swift and you'll know what to do in the morning
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