if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
I like waking up with a slight hangover cause I'm dehydrated and it makes me feel thinner.
i just watched kanye west and taylor swift have a chugging contest. why cant halloween be every day
so we were having anal, both very very drunk when he started shouting his roomates name
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Every time I type "should" my phone autocorrects to "shouldn't". even my phone knows my ideas are terrible.
Bring it all. We will have a potluck of drugs. It will be magical.
not my fault hes the one that tried to cuddle after. said he wanted to spoon away the shame.
It sounded like he said "don't stop" but all I could hear were his balls.
Come share oat with me in your robe
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Ive got small boobs, but they sure do like to pop out and party with the big dogs.
Omg no hes gotta go down on me. Then itll be like my vagina has kissed the stanley cup.
..needless to say, i got fired. But I'm in the parking lot tanning on top of your car... so its not all bad.
I just saw a girl on the phone crying and eating a sandwich. Thats talent right there.
Its safe now. But... Nobody should sleep on my bed tonight.
I refuse to fake an orgasm. If I'm dating him, he better work for that shit.
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