Ridin mah bike see you on the moon
I love how all these freshman girls think that they can wear what they wore last summer... freshman 15 at its skankiest
Eventually the creepy theater major quirks will come out. Probably in bed. Like role playing as the Phantom of the Opera
They nicknamed me the gargoyle. Sex with me is getting gargoyled. The last one I fucked yelled "gargoyle me" for dirty talk. I think fucking me is part of their pledging initiation. Somewhat OK with this.
just saw someone in just a bathrobe not even tied shut run to the bathroom with a facefull of cum. Someone had a good night
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
It must have been an amazing night, I have "my pants are responsible people" written on my pants in permanent marker.
it's not like I want to die, I just want life to stop for a little bit. how does that work?
You are the jesus of drinking
He said he didn't want to go down on me so I told him we were going to have an oral stalemate.
I heard a crunch while giving him head. I looked up and he was eating Cheese Itz. So we made a deal that he'd take a hand job so I could eat them too.
we had to invent a new word for how drunk I was last night
Have you ever realized how weird it is to think that you've fucked someone and don't know what their handwriting looks like?
There are only a few things more freaky than wandering around a zoo drunk.
I tried making my own red bull with crushed up caffeine pills, bubbley water and flintstones chewable vitamins. The ER doctor sead I'm lucky to be alive.
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