He keeps looking? I tried to shag. I invited him to this table but he went to ze other one! If he shaves his 'tache I would totally hit it.
I'm going to save the lime from my McDonald's salad to use in my Corona later tonight.
I overheard a kid saying to his mom at Walmart: "Mommy.. should we buy cups for daddy's spit?"
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
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I submitted an essay to my history teacher comparing changes in the middle ages to the song changes by David Bowie. I can't wait to see my grade on that.
We did lines off of a Whitney Houston CD case. That makes everything okay.
I gotta figure out which 7 tampons in the box contains the drugs
Its Nebraska, I'm sure im not the first person to wake up hungover in a corn field.
My chest smells like french fries. Get at me attractive men.
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I will be there. invited or not. I go where the pancakes go.
Nahh no judgin. Compliments to the balls are always heartfelt
I didn't want to fight, I just wanted to tell you to fuckoff.
All I need is to get out and get laid
Yeah mom sounds like a good idea! Now send that message to the person it was ment for
I made him dinner in just his cowboy hat and my boots after we did it...you should see his face :)
Your vagina must be outstanding or have a secret entrance to Narnia if someone is will to fly from Texas for one night of it.
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