Her dad smelled like someone lit a fart and burned their ass hairs.
I just farted for five sidewalk sections! New personal best.
Packed at 6 am completely wasted. Damage assessment: 12 pairs of socks (no underwear), a flashlight, 3 shorts, shot glass, 8 sweaters, puff paint, one sneaker.
You're the 8th person from last night to text me this morning and ask if I'm ok.
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
He's hinting that I'm starting to be kicked out of their blunt rides, I can feel it.
I just sent you a google doc listing all the reasons why I should stop hooking up with him. Feel free to add to it.
Sometimes I think I have so much sex with you to be sure you're actually straight.
I woke up at 4 am. Literally pissed. No idea what happened. I could have fucked a cow.
He wants to take me instead of his girlfriend to the happiest place on earth... By that He meant Vegas. My morals are just loose enough to think this is a good idea
He's so urbane and sleek; so aesthetically chiseled, having endless features to offer me whenever I desire.
Are you fucking a guy or a condo building?
when I called the strip club they said there was a note with my credit card. "girl who punched guy in throat" fuck daytona
I haven't showered. And am sitting in the office smelling like a beer can someone's been using as an ash tray.
i pushed adam in a shopping cart for 15 blocks, then we realized we left tyler downtown
did you go back and get him?
nah we went to a karaoke bar instead, so worth it
college girl with braces trying to flirt with you...time to go
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