We woke up next to each other with a mutual look of disgust, and then he left. I knew I should have gone for the younger brother.
in case you havent found it already in honor of Toy story 3 we wrote ANDY on the bottom of your foot while you were passed out on the couch.
reaaaally cool. my cat ate my birth control.
Pretty sure I can show you the text you sent me stating some interest in my penis entering your mouth if said circumstances were met.
It's totally ok to sleep with him. The only place I have feelings for him is in my vagina.
He broke up with me because "we're at different points in our lives" I think it's because he saw a drag queen with their hand halfway down my pants
At my place... I'm gonna be honest though stonewall Jackson is not going to be able to rally the troops. Too many shots of tequila
We broke into her grandpa's pool at 2 am and I held my underwear out the window on the way home.
i woke up with fake boobs glued on my chest and a large black dildo on my hand. then i had to dress myself and walk home. people saw.
My brother walked up to us as we were making out and was like "hey man, go to town!" and winked
I put a zucchini in my pussy for you
Nothing to be ashamed of. I bet Oprah has sharted.
drunk me always erases text conversations because she is a woman of mystery and does not like for me to know what's going on in her life
It's official. I have spent more money on weed than on textbooks this semester.
Well, he pretended he was climbing me like he was a monkey and I was a tree during sex.
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