I told him i wanted to be exclusively cheating with him
Peeing in public by noon, this is not a good indicator for the day.
No, you don't understand. If the words "stop," "alcohol poisoning," and "regret" aren't in the same sentence by the end of the night, I will have failed this birthday.
That's what you get for dating construction workers you meet in tunnels.
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Well my friend Jon slept on the couch and I slept next to my cooked lean pocket on the carpet
Maybe you can hide out somewhere she would never go. Like a counseling center or AA
First time at a gay bar. I found a surrogate AND sperm donor! The surrogate is straight, so it evens out.
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
Please don't judge me for my hormonal purchase, judge me for my awesome rack.
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You know i love you, but i just cannot fuck you until your eyebrow grows back. It's too hard not to laugh.
Kelly and I just had sex, and you didn't call or text to interrupt, are you alive? We are both concerned.
Waking up with cheese all over my clothes and my vibrator in my pants is a sign we drank way too much tequila last night
No more bourbon. Sleep now. I may die. Pray for me.
I told the border patrol officer she was smuggling drugs in her ass. I doubt she cheats on me again.
It took him 15 minutes to put the condom on.
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