Pick my eyebrow is burning. I'm sitting in the back of dolows vat and listening to jolly music and wilfgang is signing and looking food. Cute kid. Home is where I go now.
what. the. fuck.
You tipped the bathroom lady $20 and then yelled "IT'S YOUR LUCKY DAAAAAAAY" at her.
I'm full of awesome ideas
Yesss you are. Im full of confusion. I keep finding peanut butter on my legs...
As it turns out, drunk trust falling that guy at the top of the waterslide didn't really work out for anyone..
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I just taped a plastic bag to my ceiling for the next time I have to throw up on the top bunk. Why am I so good at college?
It's 9:30am and I've already blown three loads. Reason #101 I love 25 year old girls.
My dick is covered in produce stickers. I suspect you
damnit. I just found my cousin on tinder.
Steve brought 6 joints and 2 bottles of makers mark, Josh shat himself in the pool, and Amy blew me. Hope that extra 3 dollars an hour for working overnights is still worth it.
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Oh hell no my vagina is on that screenshot
How'd the date with the redheaded dentist go?
She didn't like my gingervitis joke
He watches the nature channel every time I am here. It's like a manipulation technique because baby zebras will get me every time.
Wow I got tittyfucked by the American Dream
I need a "no soliciting" sign for your dick
Weddings might be fun but they are not getting fucked in the wilderness fun.
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