Fuck appropriateness.
Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
when i was 16 reading the aftercare instructions at the piercing place i wondered why they would ever think to warn me about getting semen in my bellybutton
then i met college
there's something so ridiculous to me about watching someone with glasses exercising. it's like watching a whore studying in the library. stop trying to be someone you're not.
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
she made me put on a condom before giving me a handjob...this is why i hate freshmen
so, I mean this in the straightest way possible, but don't you ever just feel like you owe Jon Stewart a blowjob...
obviously he has no clue about college dating. it goes drunken sex then the 1st date
I found a fried uncrustable on the table from last night.
Sometimes I send them texts like "I want to make you cry and lick up your tears" just to fuck with them. And THAT is how you get rid of a Stage 5 clinger.
As added birth control I warned him that if he knocked me up tonight I would name the baby Truck.
It's like an R Kelly music video in here. Only a matter of time before someone pisses on someone
No one likes a giant penis on their phone screen. I mean cmon. I'm a lady.
It's been 12 hours since I have heard from you and social media has given me no indication you are anything but dead, so that's what I'm going with.
Soooo you're telling me you support us groom's men giving lap dances to willing patrons?
Randomize
