Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
Her boobs more than make up for all the flaws with her personality.
her and i fucked to a michael jackson song and she had it memorized so she squealed every time he did
She came in to my room half naked at 3am asking me if I had seen the movie balls deep 7
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Yea...coming from the girl who didn't understand why m&ms and tequila wasn't a "suitable diet"
is election day enough of a holiday to justify getting fucked up on a tuesday?
it's gotten to the point where there are no existing good choices. even our good choices are bad choice by anyone's standards but ours.
When I left you were in the shower in your socks throwing up screaming it was blood but it was "ok" cuz it's recyclable. By the way it was kool aid.
Holy shit he's circumcised. His parents must have really loved him.
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I'm really glad that we can be casual hook up buddies. This is a true friendship. Now, please convince your roommate to do the same. Thanks.
I threw a dessert topping at a baby tonight so drink up! If you stay sober tonight I will be very disappointed in you.
Your trash is full of condoms and yoohoos what a great life we live
Damn you. I'm in a bar with Southern Jesus Fearing Blah Blah Rednecks WHO ARE PROBABLY VOTING FOR TRUMP and you go radio silent.
You know that voice that tells you to do something spontaneous after 1am? Don't listen to it.
Just opened my sisters laptop to "cute places to lose my virginity" googled last
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