he cried for an hour, then he threw up on my lap then started singing party in the usa...opera style...
Please come to History lecture. The kid two seats over is belligerently drunk.
It is 8 o'clock in the morning and there is already blood all over one of the stalls in the bathroom. What has your St. Patrick's day done for you?
MCAT status: Day 64, no longer can remember what sex is like.
Drinking wine out of an empty soup can and watching spongebob squarepants.. I eveb hate myself
I'm shutting down my vagina temporarily...it's like the last two weeks were a going out of business sale...and now it needs a break...
I think god is proud of me so he is rewarding me in discounted wine
We were fucking at break-dick speeds.
Never have i felt more judged than when i was throwing up in front of a hello kitty shower curtain at 5 in the morn
Well sort of got busted by a cop while having sex outside, so your call
Lol he touched my butt after his grad party and a shooting star went by. No kidding. My ass is mystical.
I'll send you pictures of my nipples so you don't feel left out.
Just had to stop myself from doing a bump on the Disney bus. The struggle is real.
There's lube on my homework. #priorities
I think my roomie is silently judging me for spraining my foot by having sex in a bounce house
so the bounce house and tequila was good idea then?
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