And no, shaving doesn't make it look bigger, either
at first i was worried but she assured me her frail vegan body would have no chance at conception.
All we did was argue about ponys and drug dealers
She was pretty drunk. It was like watching a puppy explore the world for the first time.
Whoever decided to wrap my shins in duck tape owes me new leg hair.
He's sitting in his room on Facebook with nothing but a pillow covering his crotch. I can't help you at the moment.
I think I'm making a tradition of going to every funeral with at least one sex-related bruise. I don't know how this happened.
I met his dad. Turns out he was a one nighter from the nurses conference in Vegas. Not sure how to handle this one.
Clearly, you already have. Both of them.
You could woo kevin with a boquet of breakfast burritos. He loves those burritos. You could use the hot sauce packets like babies breathe
I always make inappropriate sexual decisions during the holidays
I just wanted to tell you that the German word for "dickhead" can also be translated as "ass violin" and I think that's beautiful.
I'm going to make you a sign to put on your penis to ward others off
I just want a guy who makes lots of money, has a skilled penis and the sex drive of a 22 year on Viagra. Is that too much to ask?
That would involve putting on clothes and I don't think I can face that right now.
The highlight of my week is I found some hetero porn I didn't completely hate. Branching out.
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