absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
Nick had a break down & said to me "Everybody's mad at me, I'm the douchebag, Im the fucking douchebag that everyone hates, Do you wanna come home with this douchebag?!"
You're going home with him aren't you?
I'll see ya in the morning when I leave his house
So you honestly dont remember putting honey in your bong? You kept talking about how you wanted to become a bee and fly
You mean 'full wolf form' wasn't a drunk text?
maybe next time you shouldn't be drinking alone watching intervention at 3 am and no one would think you needed an intervention.
OH MY GOD. JESUS STRIPPER. THERE IS A JESUS STRIPPER HERE. A STRIPPER DRESSED AS JESUS.
I can't decide if the sex was so good I couldn't move, or if it was me being loaded on all the morphine that they shot me up with at the ER.
Mom just referred to a 9 year old as "this bitch", so I'd say day drinking was a success.
It is super hard to find a good vegan dominatrix! THAT'S why I'm single
He has an accent when he types. I can *hear* the schnitzel. Especially when he's drunk.
It's pretty self explanatory. You tried to have sex on the hood of a car in front of everyone
Stay away a while longer.
Still not sure if they're cops or strippers.
He said "send me a motivational picture" so I sent one with mayo on my face that said "clearly I'm no stranger to white stuff on my face"...I'm the fuckingng worst
The couple in the apartment next to mine are both opera singers. I’m never sure if I’m hearing them banging or doing vocal warm-ups.
you blew the guy with all the harry potter paraphanelia didn't you
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