i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
I'm at a Rock of Love themed party. New high? New low? I can't tell.
Wait. Scratch that. It's not themed. These girls are just sluts.
Definitely just saw the guy I went on a date with Friday night dressed in medeival knight gear on the quad preparing for battle. Oh my God.
I'm still in shock that he came by my house for five minutes dropped off a Teddy bear and went to the strip club on valentines day
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I'm sorry you were dumb enough to get played by a male cheerleader
My god this is going to ruin whatever Vegas left of our souls...
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
Amazon.com "suggested" I buy both nipple clamps and opera gloves.
That tampon felt like a stick in my vagina, I am never making a drunken tampon choice again. Friends don't let friends choose tampons drunk.
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I just thought about how many drinks I had last night and threw up.
for the record im never blowing a guy on the toilet again, that was sad and degrading
Just had a threesome with a married couple.
Stop living my dream.
I'm feeding a baby and swiping on tinder...what has my life come to?!?!
I've got 3 hot dudes surrounding me. It's the Bermudick Triangle.
You are now at the point where people no longer question whether or not you might be on drugs. They now know for certain that you are
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