awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
It's a law of Nature, girls naturally hate eachother. It's only when there's no competition for a mate that they can hate each other a little less and then are appropriated into the "BFF" slot.
apparently i traded the tiffany necklace my mom bought me for 2 shots and next in line for beer pong at the frat.
Is it bad that your cum tickles when I swallow it?
WHY. COME BACK. TRAPPED WITH ROOMMATE AND FALCON. SAVE ME. I HAVE HUMMUS.
You are not about to raise that baby deer, you can BARELY raise yourself... Return it to it's mom now.
Her mom offered to give me a lap dance. I was a guest, I couldn't say no.
no, throwing your underwear at it is not the solution to everything
I think a kid would responsible me up
I am incapable of maintaining a guy's interest in me. It's like erectile dysfunction but with feelings
Is "You've never made me cum." an acceptable breakup line?
We were 69ing, but at an angle so we could both still watch Wall-E
Nothing like sitting at your midterm pissed at yourself because you put your graphing calculator batteries in your vibrator and forgot to put them back in before the exam 😑
His balls will have been in my mouth at least once by this time tomorrow.
I'm eating go-gurt and drinking beer alone in the dark. This is why you shouldn't marry young.
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