I figure if he loans me money i only owe him sex for the rest of the summer before i pay him back, right?
I did that thing again where I get way too drunk and go gay. Then wake up in the morning and freak out at the person. Yet another bar I cannot go back to
Aw lol. Sounds like my masturbation injury last year
Hey remember that spam cooked in dr pepper we made? 10x better when the dr pepper is rum
There's green glitter on my nipple rings. #mardigras2013
This guy is clearly nuts his idea of a hangover cure is a six pack poured into a camelpack then hiking 3 miles with a weighted vest. He said "learned it in the army i guess drink beer beat the heat"
am i new drunk or am i still drunk
classified somewhere between kinky and medically inadvisable
He used one of his curtains as a leash and hand restraints. He wins the creative sex challenge hands down.
i'm gonna crowd surf you onto his dick
I think the pizza guy was in shock..
Well I didn't mean to answer the door only in socks but I mean come on, 4 hours of sex works up an appetite! I WAS RAVENOUS
WHY DON'T YOU WANT TO BE MY ESKIMO BRO
Is it bad that if I found out I couldn't have kids I'd be more pissed that I've been using unnecessary condoms than the fact that I'll never be a mother?
She stood up through my sunroof the entire drive home. screaming her ass off and singing free falling..
You don’t need a wing man if you have a solid hook up on the pumpkin pie
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