I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
And God said, "Let there be Twilight," and it was so.
I should injure you considerably.
They both told everyone they fell in a mud puddle
Oh they definetly fell in the mud, repeatedly, on top of each other
i guess when we were done i grunted "unforgiveable" and walked out.
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He tied my whole arm, in its cast, to the headboard first. He mumbled something about safe, sane, and consensual?
I just saw a group of 50+ year old women all wearing shirts that said "drink up, bitches" ...please tell me that can be us some day.
This year i'm grateful for nothing other than the discovery that the uncircumcized rumors about him were wrong
currently waiting for her to check in on Facebook, the second she does I'm there. someone is getting laid tonight
I'm not stalking, she is pretty much begging me to come find her if she checks in
Its official the day you get back into town we are having a going away to jail party for me. My last wish before prison is to shit faced drunk with you, get into a fist fight, and then cuddle up and fall asleep. Just like old times <3
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I punted my pants across my apt at my roommate last night. Everything else is kinda fuzzy.
All I know is you walked out of the kitchen in some kind of French onion dip bra and started passing out individual chips to guys saying " do you dip?"
Woke up with an e-cig stuck in my asshole. Explain.
I put purple lights under my bed and asked him if he wanted to fuck in a spaceship.
Like why am I even still facebook friends with a guy I let finger me at a concert?
I'm recovering from the blowjob...She's doing her taxes...
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