If that ambulance is off to save our dignity, please tell them it's too late...
She highfived me after i yelled "I'm the clit-commander!" when i came. kevin smith fan and clearly a keeper
We went to red robin and there was a 15 minute wait so we went and fucked in the car. Quickies, endless fries, and a mascot handing out balloons- this is literally the night of my dreams.
when i came out to my mom, it was over brunch. i was eating a banana. not exactly my smartest breakfast choice.
She just left after she spent the past 2.5 hours fuckin the shit out of me. I'll put that in the logbook as a cross country
In fact, not a good idea to go into any house alone after a man invites you in from his balcony.
The bar owner gave me permission to push people into the pool. I'm never going to leave Los Angeles
When you get to his house tomorrow, follow your instincts. Find the cat first.
Speaking of gay, some dude in a life vest just goes, we should pull our dicks out! To larry. Were leaving now. I saw penis
drinking from the bathtub cause I'm too lazy to walk downstairs and too thirsty to care
As long as he continues to be our subleaser and continues to fuck me, I think it's acceptable for me to steal a piece of bread here and there.
He was going down on me and all I could think about was how proud of me you'd be
The amount of guys I've turned down for you is disgusting... You better love me.
I think I achieved my goal of being high for 24 hours in the same week I promised myself I wouldn't smoke anymore
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
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