On my way home i need to take a massive dump and couldn't wait.
I'm pretty sure I left my reasoning skills at home last night, and just brought anger and rage with me.
We've been fucking since Friday.... This is the most committed non-committed relationship I've ever been in
I'm making a conscious effort to limit my spending at the bars...i wrote "FOR CAB ONLY" on a $20 last night
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why does the wii remote smell like your vag?
I'm now at that point where it just feels natural to do a few shots of whisky with breakfast and then head to work
DR UNK TOWN USA
TEAM USA GO AMERICA
Dude, jerking off when you're all hopped up on pre workout energy supplements has got to be the greatest thing I've ever done.
My wife just tried to justify to me why she wants to bring a girl into bed with us. I should win an academy award for my face and response of 'well of its what you need.'
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I am about five seconds from ripping off my clothes and throwing myself into the ocean to become a mermaid
I'm driving to his house to eat chicken and hopefully have an orgasm
The highlight of my night will be digging in other people's garbage
Btw. I have a sinus infection from doing cocaine in a portapotty at a Duran Duran concert. So, gimme a couple of days before y'all start the party.
I'm not totally useless... You can use me as an example of what not to do
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
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