You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
does your mom think i'm crazy? i just realized i played both the gay dad and the ex-jew card tonight. i blame the wine
I'm in a strip club that reminds me of a crack house from the 80's.
Just found 50 pesos and a coke spoon in my dads old shit. Gotta love the 70s
I just febrezed the jizz on my pants and wore them again, gross or eco-friendly?
Eco-friendly.
The boys in front of me put beer, red plastic cups, ping pong balls, lighterfluid, and twelve packs of pantyhose on the conveyor belt. Whatever drinking game they're playing, I want a part in.
3rd rule of buttsex she must be clean and shower recently
and skipped dinner
Its that time of year where we just drink more instead of dressing warmer
Haha you were definitely messed up. Let me know if you need anything
Could really use a time machine and a higher self esteem, in that order
We had fun with our Indiana Jones role-playing until I whipped myself in the dick with my belt.
Texas awaits me. And all the cocks that live there too.
Would love to dress up in respectable attire and take you out somewhere nice and then do disgusting crude things in public
It began the way the best stories do—with some naïve jackasses in a place they had no business being at.
girls shouldnt black out with american flag bandaids on their nips
Dad smells like hangovers and 65 years of bitterness
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