doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
how in the hell can u get pulled over when ur car is parked.
She told me that as long as she kept starring at the freckle on her arm she wouldnt throw up
YOU SUCK AT REPLYING IM IRRESPOSNIBLY DRUNK WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING WITH YOU LIFE. celebrate the magicness with me.
Can you get the drug form of snow for the blizzard this weekend?
As if I wouldn't steal Nintendo brand "Mario is my HOMEBOY!" boxers when he gave me the entire drawer to choose from.
Woke up with chlamydia and a bruised rib. I'd say my boss is gonna be mad about me not showing up to work, except you know.. it's her fault.
The most adult decision I've mad today was Jameson or Fireball? It's been a successful Day
Don't worry dude, I've created a sex logic bomb to stop that sort of thing.
He told me I remind him of his ex girlfriend but in a better more advanced way..
You either got a dog, or you have a boy over. I can't tell from the noises which it is.
This drunk girl kept yelling for water so I dipped a cup in the toilet and gave it to her. She was thanking me all night.
How proud should I be that I googled "dildo with wheels" and actually got the result I wanted?
I’m a lady. I promise I won’t oogle your junk when we go skinny dipping.
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