i have a feeling tonight will end in rehab
He like poked it twice with the tip of his tongue then left it alone. I'm sad.
she just made me lysol my hands in order to touch her tits.
The size of her hoop earrings are directly related to how much of a slut she is.
I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
I think I get why guys like boobs so much. I just motorboated myself and it's fun. My boobs feel soft and squishy on my face.
you're the only person i know to use "jizz" and "cute" in the same sentence.
We had sex in front of Notre Dame Cathedral, but I lost my wallet. God giveth and God taketh away.
Some are given great drunkenness. Others have great drunkenness thrust upon them, in the form of ice storms.
I'm not sure which one did it but one of them fucked the kink out of my neck
Vom Wallet is no more. We now boldly enter a responsible, adult era where we will not throw up liquor onto ourselves.
I also love my swipe to text changed a singular vagina to a plural vaginas. like my phone somehow knows I secretly want 2 vaginas
I thought it was improvement but then i realized sex isn't an emotion and I hate everyone
Apparently you can unlock an iPad by doing a line on the lock screen I'm about to bust that myth
Made him watch 4 hours of HGTV then told him I was too tired for sex.
Savage
Randomize
