you still trying to smash that chick?
it's a losing battle and she kinda sucks. been busy with school so not getting midweek drunk - she's nearly unbearable sober
How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
I'm convinced that Kathy Griffin and Andy Dick are the same person...
I've never seen anyone write a check for a bar tab before
He's got a wife and three kids but I'm into being that mistake.
Yeah. I realized I have a weakness for drugs and I need to move somewhere where I don't know how to find them.
Is putting "Tonight I'm Fucking You" on my date playlist too forward?
also found a pic of my head in the microwave from the other night.. hmm
The bartender just hugged us goodnight. I think we go there too often.
yeah dropping that class because i really don't want to be known as the girl who fell asleep in class and threw up as she walked out for an entire semester
Trying to figure out if the guy I'm with right now is the same guy I met spring break
Oh duude it is the guy from spring break! Awk.
This might be the worst thing you've ever done.
Really? I feel like I've done worse. Guess I gotta step my game up.
He said my vagina smelled like pomegranates. Its like my vagina is the fountain of youth.
I dont need your sympathy!!!! Just a fifth of vodka and gummy bears...lots and lots of gummy bears to take my agression out on.
Guuuuurrrrrl! He ate the 🌮like it contained the Covid-19 vaccine!
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