Ppl just aren't as funny as we are
im in a kiddie pool, high, with a keg in arms reach. If i had a sandwich and a blowjob this would be the best day ever
im having a hard time not telling ppl about ur bathroom story
I trust that you have thought of something completely illegal for us to do this weekend.
Might just stay in and drink cuz of the hurricane. Yea I think Wisconsin might be safe but its a good reason to drink.
She's going to get me a sippy cup for christmas. If I can't open it, I can't have any more to drink. Seem reasonable?
The air was thick with penises
Brett got me a cake with a pic of me shitting
It's a good thing my liver is flexible because a lesser man would be dead
lets start a news segment called WHY IS LEOS CROTCH BURNING TODAY
There's nothing like when u really click with a stripper
How do you teach a grown ass men how to fuck? Why is good sex so hard to find these days?
My ex just brought my grandpa weed. Not sure how I feel about this.
She super glued his penis to his testicles. And shaved off a good portion of his hair after he passed out at the party.
where are my eyebrows?
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