u cheatin on me?
if i did i would try to upgrade babe.
I'm actually agreeing with glenn beck. What the FUCK was in that margarita?!
I don't know what happened to get you in this mentality. This time last year your were ass up on a hotel bathroom counter getting licked by a stranger.
I don't know if I want to cry scream puke or go somewhere and drink more. This is such a weird emotion.
Trying to convince myself that everyone keeps staring at me because I'm pretty and not because of my hickies.
We fed him just...so many bright colored crayons when he was blacked out. I hope he looks at his shits because this could be all for nothing
I'm like 80% sure we nearly got arrested because we threw fireworks at a car
Yeah except my drinking partners aka my parents went to sleep Cuz ya know, they're old.
she keeps dunkaroos and gatorade in her bed. yep pretty sure im in love.
He sent me a snapchat of him singing wrecking ball. Guess what the wrecking ball was. Hint: he literally came.
There is a drunken, assless white chick here at this bar wearing a shirt that says "REAL WOMEN TWERK FOR JESUS". I have officially had it with our generation.
Ur here to start shit and I'm here to light that shit on fire
Most people would agree that it IS in fact slutty to give someone head for free ice cream.
Yea she is hot. But she also had no toothpaste in her entire apartment.
this strobe light makes my body turn on and off
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