How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
If I could text you the sound of me vomming, I would.
I fell asleep to the sounds of them banging in the next room. It was oddly soothing...
Wait time out. Did I start last night with pants?
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It's times like this I miss having my nipples pinched
thats why a responsible adult always keeps some facial hair just in case they need to shave a hulk hogan mustache for midget wrestling...
My goal for the night is to see your housemate's one lonely teste.
Oh, AND I met a ukulele teacher that I'd date. So there's that.
just texted my dealer that i could taste the blue but not the cheese. i said i could taste blue.
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Sex aside I am really scared about Syria...
Successfully put eye drops in while driving with my glasses on. Stoner level: expert
I smoked too much. I'm sitting on my balcony and I keep getting lost. Help me
Just cuz I'm recovering alcoholic does NOT make me the taxi for you every weekend
Like, I just want a guy who will drop what he's doing to come touch my vagina whenever I want and to leave me the hell alone whenever I want. Is that SO MUCH TO ASK??
Wrong Cuomo but I had a dream last night in which I was very sexually attracted to Chris
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