Microwaved placenta is very unpleasant.
I've decided to film a documentary centered around how he manages to keep that beast caged in such tight pants
thats the last time i clean cum out of my retainer.
as i creep her facebook pics from back in the day till now, i noticed that her lazy eye has gotten better
he just spelled fiance, "pheancie". I dont think he's ready to get married.
I've never watched DWTS before, but this show's got Pamela Anderson, Erin Andrews and Brooke Burke: 3 of my top 10 all time most masturbated to women.
Last night I dreamed I was having gay sex in prison. That's the last time we go to theme night at the club.
he called AT&T to make sure that he had insurance before he threw his cell phone into the fountain.
Do you know anything about the Easter basket sitting on my doorstep filled with porn and peeps?
I broke the girls bed. I will not apologize about bragging.
It'll just be like "PENIS HERE". In case you get lost.
The bad news is tonight is also a blue moon, ergo, latin, I will have to get 'once in a blue moon' drunk which I feel is significantly more dangerous than IPO drunk
She stumbled into class and Google image searched nipple piercings for the entire 75 minutes
I'm like a freaking volcano of life and sexual frustrations
What do you do when you legitimately find a hidden sex dungeon in your parents basement next to your bedroom!!?
Randomize
