i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.
Oh, and trying to figure out who wants to do Molly in a frat is like asking damn children if they want puppies and candy. So just bring as much as possible.
The rest of us are chipping in to soundproof your bedroom. This is getting ridiculous.
Oh, and I'm only keeping her around till spring. Doing the hunt for cunt is too tough in 12" of snow.
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why are our drunk alter egos so much more successful than us?
I WAS a history major. I also WAS a functioning human being. Fuck gin.
Do you have any pictures of me mounting animals that aren't on Facebook?
btw you left your chapstick on the nightstand and bruises on my body...
gifts from me to you. you're welcome.
Suspicion confirmed. my mom has her nipples pierced
Way to crack the case Nancy Drew
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Well, if it gives you any indication, when I got there, there was already some dude passed out naked in the treehouse.
He said I could stop sending ass pics now and just say hello. I'm not sure if that means he's no longer interested, or that he's a gentleman??
You said too many real things and now I need to crawl back inside my protective fort of sarcasm, being an asshole, and sass
This is my life. Currently ordering a gift for my straight married girlfriend's husband from my lesbian married girlfriend.
Remember the Giant sandworm from the movie Dune? Well that's about how big his dick is. No bulshit.
Do you think he will let me wear my neck fan while he throws my back out?
Please shut the fuck up.
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