Slept with that guy from the bar last night. Only got 2 1/2 hours of sleep. Eyes were so bloodshot this morning that the principal sent me home b/c she thought I had pink eye. God I love teaching elementary school...
DAMN! I hate it when i drunkenly erase all my "sent message" and wake up in the morning and my inbox is full of "WTF?" and "Huh?" messages.
She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
She said she's saving anal for marriage cuz she has to save something for her husband...seriously just caught myself lookin at rings.
I don't fucking care about the convenience of not having freudian slips. I spent 2009-2011 screwing around with 3 different Daniels. 2012 WILL be the dawn of a new day
How about a mike?
Already had two of those
I'm at this kids house trying to figure out if I pissed in his kitchen new years eve. Lmao, stop letting me drink.
Maybe he'll be famous someday and I can forget that anything embarrassing may have happened and just say that I fucked that famous guy.
Ok in all seriousness. Alcohol intake is now restricted for me. I found handcuffs in my trunk.
Great way to live...just blowing loads on upholstery
Well tech shes born nov 12, but since her head was out on the 11th, she claims both days as her birthday
He was literally going down on me and giving me a foot rub AT THE SAME TIME. What more can I ask for?
I probably would do him if given the chance but how awkward would Bible study be after that.
It was probably bad to sleep with someone just to pet his dog right?
he was just sitting there in his underwear... and his chewbacca mask...
I’m going to bedazzle that dick
What does that even mean
No idea, but I guarantee he’ll get hard every time he remembers it
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