So then the officer asked you how you were getting home and you told him "very carefully"
you know you were refereeing rock paper scissors for who got to make out with your sister right?
you're just mad because in the hogwarts world I'm Harry and you're Ron. get over it.
he walked out as i was licking snow off of his car...
the threesome consisted of him fingering dana while i laid next to them watching how i met your mother.
um, yes. it's my birthday, of course there will be acid.
When you see a guy in a wheelchair try to be cool and pop a wheelie, and then fall over backward and hit his head, is it funny or sad?
So high I started crying because I was proud of Snoop Dogg for becoming Snoop Lion
don't do it for the experience, do it for the story. now get your ass in that bedroom
I know you're aving fun across the room but I can clearly see you getting a handy. It's not as "low key" as she promised. Also, why are you texting while she's doing it?!
He's getting Easter eggs filled with weed or Jell-O shots for his birthday
I've orgasmed so many times tonight I think I've become enlightened
I need you to ship me a penis cookie care package.
i buy too many watermelons when I'm drunk
Is it too early to start looking for freshmen penises to corrupt with our liquor and yoga pants?
I was just wondering the same thing! Gotta be any day now
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