thanks...oh and i got my period
told you
oh hush
my 12 year old sister just told me how admirable it was that i felt comfortable going out with my friends dressed "like that"
the last thing i remember was trying to convince him to call over his girlfriend so we could have a threesome
drunk making out is the fucking beeeest. specially when it's your exboyfriend
I wonder if you'll be as excited about this as you are now tomorrow morning.
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Dude. The walls are totally staring at me right now. I told you this was a bad idea.
What wine did you feed Jack? Might not want to waste the good stuff on kitties. Kitties only get box wine.
He kept walking up to every girl at the party saying "Hi, I'm George Clooney. No I won't marry you." He left with three girls.
She needs sedatives and a leash
I have been drunk every time I've gone to mexico. I do not remember mexico.
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driving home hungover today was like a life test..it was like the goblet of fire
i want george washington to fuck me as hard as he can holy shit
Nothing says responsible like taking your birth control with an open bottle of wine you left on your night stand from the night before
NO ITS THAT IM A SEXUAL DEVIANT AND CANT FILTER MYSELF
I'm going to be such a slut in Europe I've already decided
Send me dick pics. We'll make a scrap book
I am beginning to doubt your commitment to my making poor choices tonight
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