omg... punch me in the throat... I am about to lose my mind with my parents.. I'm not saying I agree with the menendez brothers.. but I understand
vodka and carrot juice, if im gonna drink i at least got my 8 servings of vegetable
Just walked by a guy on campus YELLING 'Im still hammered'
He asked if I was on the pill, apparently I just downed my glass of beer and winked at him...
She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
This is a whole other level of drinking. Like the I used to eat paste with these people kinda drinking.
You tried to luge a beer down a flip flop.
just reminessing about the wedding and were they seriously to tight to serve a meal oorrrrrr was it just another one of my black-out-by-dinner drunks
the fact that you actualy have a 'black-out-by-dinner drunk' is a bit deserving..
You played a drinking game to fat people crying. It's a long climb to the moral high ground, why bother?
Hey I'm sorry for head butting you last night. Personally I thought it was funny at the time, but I can see how from your perspective it may not have been as enjoyable for you... Hope your lip is okay.
He said he didnt want to choke me, I said im sorry thats a deal breaker.
If you don't turn up on horseback dressed like a highwayman I am not having sex with you today
I put purple lights under my bed and asked him if he wanted to fuck in a spaceship.
I have jizz, in my hair. I'm sitting in class with jizz. In. My. Hair. I need to make better life choices.
She grabbed the other one and started playing tug-o-war against the blonde chick. I told you getting my nipples pierced was a good idea
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