i think my mom would be mad if i was pregnant. last time i was she grounded me for a week.
I just deleted all the drug dealers from my phone, I guess this is growing up
Grad practice is like a live scrapbook of my drunken sexual encounters
I need to figure out how to tell my doctor that I don't want to fix my possible fertility problems until AFTER I'm done whoring around in my 20s.
on a scale of 1 to 'no sex' how busy are you this week?
I masterbate to the thought of you. You totally aren't just a booty call.
figured after she passed out and i threw up in her bed, morning sex would be pushing it.
I wasn't trying to be rude when I hurriedly walked past you, but I can not put in to words exactly how bad I had to shit.
I just haven't been myself lately. I slept with a guy 21 years older than me and I've been wearing my hair in a center part.
I totally OverDed on K2 last night. I felt like I was made of lead and then I had a panic attack.
Shawn wouldn't stop singing about his cock on the ride home that night it freaked my girlfriend out how consistent he was
you know i have almost 1500 fb friends but not ONE drunk booty call?
He was only in jail for 4 hours before he was someone's prison wife
Accidentally donated half a joint to Kiwanis with the spare change from my car's ashtray. I hope those kids appreciate it.
I swear to god, no guy has been as interested in sticking stuff up my butt as this girl
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