I thought it was weird that her dad told me to finish and get out after he walked in on us. I like him
After 9 shots a girl with a mustache......still not attractive
Congratulations on your moose knuckle.
Thank you. Really, it was an honor just being nominated.
they had a keg party to fund her abortion.
kicked my backpack and turned on my vibrator in the middle of class. success.
Go ahead. I tried to back up ur budhism story but she mite be catching on
Dammit. I hoped that would work. Just tell her I'm doing my pilgrmidge to Nepal or something.
A girl just told me she printed out my pictures and taped them on her wall. I have to stop sleeping with virgins.
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
You are COMPLAINING that the sex was too good. You're not getting any sympathy from me
does the cute hipster in the kitchen belong to you?
if not i want to bang those glasses off his face
my grandma just gave me a shoebox fulled to the top with tootsie rolls and condoms with a not that said "enjoy college, find a big cock" i'm not sure how I feel about this
I must stop trying to make out with my friends when I'm hammered.
That time of your life is like a blur to me. There was churches, car fucking, and conservatives
you should come have a drink with me (non alcoholic or otherwise) im at the same bar as your sister and a few guys that would apparently "lick your butthole"-congratulations
seriously i don't trust him. he fed me a hot dog out of a crock pot and gave me moonshine dashed jager bombs.
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