it's not gay if you rub your penis between their butt cheeks and pretend they are tits
This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
i get of class at 4. it takes me 17 minutes to walk home and 3 to load a bowl. thank you, priority registration.
Truth be told I was googling "why is my left calf bigger than my right calf", porn would've been a better excuse for a virus.
If you see my mugshot on the news tomorrow, its not what you think
Send me a pic of your kids to remind me why I have morals.
He sent me a picture of a gas station condom and said "we probably shouldn't use this but if I was to impregnate someone on accident I'd want it to be you"
Apparently my thong was thrown in the cornfield last night. No one will tell me why.
Started out playing table tennis then ended up fucking him on the table. Happy cinco de mayo
Any sexual interaction is meaningless without pizza during half time.
I think even the taco bell employees judged me
she just kept pointing at the cows and calling them field penguins
Is it just me or is it like a girl gets married and all of a sudden she’s a “blogger”?
My co-worker accidentally texted me regarding the threesome him and other one are planning.
Let me call you later. I’m lining up some office dick now that working at home is ending
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